UI UX ADDICTS BOY AND GIRL

UI UX ADDICT JOKES:

She says, “We need more user feedback.” He replies, “I only need coffee feedback – is it strong enough?”

He thinks he’s obsessed with testing, but she has a separate phone just for “all the prototypes.”

Her screen time report says “18 hours in design apps” – he calls it a light day.

Their date nights? Debating whether the font should be 14px or 16px.

He dreams of perfect interfaces. She dreams of user-friendly sleep.

She says, “Let’s test the flow again.” He mutters, “That’s the 50th test today… and it’s still Monday.”

Their idea of a romantic gesture? Comparing each other’s wireframes.

She’s all about aesthetics; he’s about function. Together, they make “beautifully usable.”

They don’t argue – they just say, “Let’s A/B test that.”

When they finally finish a design, she says, “Now for user testing!” He looks around like, “Who needs sleep anyway?”